I think only the women here are going to find this funny, but I found this several months ago and I felt the need to share it.

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This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.


Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bulls***. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always. . .

Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX

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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

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I dunno if they sell that brand of....products over there in the UK, but in the states, they really do have "Have a happy period" printed on them. There's nothing happy about that unless you're a masochist!

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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

http://atsilia.deviantart.com/

I totally don't understand this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIDYtARGQzo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1w8mfo79Vg

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Full On Design

the first one seems like a really good idea. i think you ******bags should see what us ladies have to deal with each month. maybe then you'll get your heads out of your ***es and stop being such ***holes every time we show emotion. we have enough to deal with as it is.
and i like how you all chalk it up to that when WE'RE upset, but whats your excuse? you guys are moody ALL THE TIME! one little thing goes wrong and your day is shot, but thats not enough, oh no. you have to ruin my day too!
men!
and the second video is a short film that accompanies an album by robbie williams. just cuz its weird i suppose.

hehehe, i watched the first video, it was awesome, hehe =O new smileys?!?!





And 3 more pages!!!!!!!!! *is in forum heaven. Faints*

possibly *looks shifty before being engulfed in a cloud of smoke.  When the smoke clears, she's still there!!!* Only joking

Maybe I like the smoke

ummm, sooty/poisonous smoke?

haha, no! I will *cough cough splutter* survive *drops dead of poisonous smoke inhalation and shock at the sight of vache xD*

*can't answer because she is dead*