Having watched his films for years (I remember seeing some of them as early as the 80s) I never realised that he had become such an internet legend!
I came across the site
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com today, which is really good for a laugh. This seems to have been the site that started a lot of 'facts' about Chuck Norris.
Some of my favourites are:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
# Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
and finally (there are just so many!)..
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Once you've had a look over that site, have a look at this great google/Chuck spoof
http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm