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Steviepunk
Posted: Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:44:48 PM

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Having watched his films for years (I remember seeing some of them as early as the 80s) I never realised that he had become such an internet legend!

I came across the site http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com today, which is really good for a laugh. This seems to have been the site that started a lot of 'facts' about Chuck Norris.

Some of my favourites are:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
# Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

and finally (there are just so many!)..

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.


Once you've had a look over that site, have a look at this great google/Chuck spoof
http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm
Steviepunk
Posted: Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:50:12 PM

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and another

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
rogem002
Posted: Thursday, August 17, 2006 9:09:15 PM

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Four In a Row in Three Moves.

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Azereus
Posted: Thursday, August 17, 2006 9:42:41 PM

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Pardon me for asking but who is this Chuck Norris guy anyway? I've heard of him but never seen him before. Can someone give me a little clarification on this guy is?
Steviepunk
Posted: Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:15:34 PM

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Chuck Norris is a martial artist (a very very good one) and an actor

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/

He was a friend of, and appeared in films with Bruce Lee. Over the years he has starred in a lot of actions films and probably kicked more ass in movies than any other fighter in film history, and unlike many other 'martial art' actors, Chuck can do it all for real.

Here is an extract from his mini biography on the IMDB
quote:

Chuck Norris's fight career lasted from 1965-1970. Norris started off by losing his first three tournaments but, by 1966, he was almost unbeatable. Among the numerous titles he won were The National Karate Championships (1966), All-Star Championships (1966), World Middleweight Karate Championship (1967), All-American Karate Championship (1967), Internationals (1968), World Professional Middleweight Karate Championship (defeating Louis Delgado on 24 November 1968), All-American Championship (1968), National Tournament of Champions (1968), American Tang Soo Championship, and the North American Karate Championship. Norris compiled a fight record of 65-5 with wins over champions Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Ronald L. Marchini, Victor Moore, Louis Delgado, and Steve Sanders. Of the five men to beat Norris, three were Allen Steen, Joe Lewis, and Norris's last career defeat to Louis Delgado in 1968. Norris retired as undefeated Professional Full-Contact Middleweight Champion on January 17, 1970, he was 30 years old.



Nobody could stand up to a Chuck Norris Round House Kick (CNRHK for short!)
Azereus
Posted: Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:33:14 PM

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I see, thats pretty cool. He's pretty old now though at 66.
Metaf 128
Posted: Tuesday, September 12, 2006 1:18:52 PM

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What about Bruce Lee?

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Steviepunk
Posted: Tuesday, September 12, 2006 5:19:17 PM

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what about Bruce Lee? this is the Chuck Norris thread
Metaf 128
Posted: Wednesday, September 13, 2006 8:36:45 AM

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Compare them.

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rogem002
Posted: Sunday, October 19, 2008 11:54:07 PM

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Anyone here typed Chuck Norris into the Swoj forum search?


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rogem002
Posted: Friday, February 27, 2009 4:11:07 PM

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When Chuck Norris uses Gmail, everyone waits until he's finished.



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