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rogem002
Posted: Saturday, January 21, 2006 3:17:35 PM

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Location: United Kingdom
Yeah.

I think i have another fact

If you tense you muscle when being bitten by a mosketo (Sp) it will explode.

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little_vache
Posted: Sunday, January 22, 2006 3:02:57 AM

Rank: I'm a girl so you all stop thinking i'm a guy

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mmmmmmm..........no. i don't think so. if you don't know its there though, it won't itch until you happen to touch it
Lodemai_Poison
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 8:04:50 PM

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Joined: 1/12/2008
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Location: United Kingdom
I agree with most of them and I know what a jibe is! I think .. is it like a dig at something or taking the mickey? I hope, lol. I've blown my nose, flushed the tissue away, then realised I needed the loo + tried to catch up, hehe x
rogem002
Posted: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 3:46:58 PM

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Location: United Kingdom
LOL! Way too much info there :P

That reminds me *Goes to Facebook*

35 things UCAS forgot to tell you about University

1. Pound Coins are like gold.

2. Two meals a day is standard.

3. Spontaneous nights out become every night.

4. Checking for post was never an ego booster/breaker before.

5. You will begin to nap again.

6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.

7. Squirt guns = stress relief.

8. E-mail becomes your second language.

9. University students throw paper airplanes too.

10. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.

11. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Coronation Street.

12. You will never rent more movies in your life.

13. No one is too old for video games.

14. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it in a real hospital. Never, ever forget that!

15. Campus is only clean for open days.

16. It never sucked so much to get sick.

17. Nothing you want to register for will be open.

18. Not all your food in the dining hall will be edible.

19. Lectures: the later the better, (but you will still nap through them)

20. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.

21. Disney movies are more than just classics.

22. Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.

23. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.

24. New additions to food groups: Pizza.

25. Cash Machines are the devils advocate.

26. Duct tape heals all wounds.

27. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.

28. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.

29. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.

30. You realize university is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.

31. Procrastination is an art form.

32. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

33. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.

34. You'll eat anything if its free.

35. A canceled lecture is almost better than Christmas.

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Lodemai_Poison
Posted: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 4:26:37 PM

Rank: L2: Experienced

Joined: 1/12/2008
Posts: 478
Location: United Kingdom
15 applies to my school anyhows =S We only have adequate amounts of toilet paper and we only get soap when parents are in school!

23 is true to me, hehe, cereal CAN be eaten any time of day ^^
rogem002
Posted: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 4:49:09 PM

Rank: Martian Estate Agent

Joined: 9/14/2003
Posts: 3,358
Location: United Kingdom
I love cereal! Almost as good as Cup-a-Soup!

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Lodemai_Poison
Posted: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:18:31 PM

Rank: L2: Experienced

Joined: 1/12/2008
Posts: 478
Location: United Kingdom
Heinz tomato soup is much better! We have a microwave with dried food in, a sink with 3 old rags, cupboards with no doors, a spoon, a knife and 2 kettles (only 1 works) in our kitchen in the common room. I have my own beaker, spoon etc. that I take in so I can heat soup/make pot noodles/cup-a-soup/snack pasta! Woot woot! I'm living the high life, says everything about higher education doesn't it..
:O:O:O I'm level 2: Experienced now >:( I wanna be chatty still, hehe x
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