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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "professional".
Highlight the area below each question to reveal the answer.
The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2.How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK,even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4.There is a river you must cross.But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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titty biscuits. all wrong. Heres my answers
1. feet first
2. with a hammer
3. none of them
4. use the bridge
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same here all wrong
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I posted the answers, so you can assume that what ever I have posted is right  There is only one way to put a giraffe in a fridge, end of story! LOL
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i heard this it like the pervert dolfin picture
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you know my way of tackling this is...look at the answers  oh well i knew i wasnt a professional but hey im a performer!!! 
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oh yeah. how long did it take you to notice the dolphins. lol, great stuff
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quote:
Originally posted by rogem002
i heard this it like the pervert dolfin picture
this one? 
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hiiiiiiiii
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Rank: Martian Estate Agent
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yep it toke me 10 sec
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Rank: Martian Estate Agent
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i dident wanna put it incas of well u know account locked cause some random dident see the dolfins
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I dont no the answers I have put a girfaffe in a fridge bfore though
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i got numbers 1, 2, and 3 right
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