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Rank: Warrior Princess
Joined: 7/26/2003
Posts: 343
Location: USA
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1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
8. Same work...more pay.
9. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
10. Wrinkles-add character.
11. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
12. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
13. One mood, ALL the damn time!
14. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
15. You can open all your own jars.
16. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
17. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
18. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
19. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
20. The world is your urinal.
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Rank: Really is a pirate
Joined: 7/15/2003
Posts: 2,729
Location: United Kingdom
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thats a lie my chest is often looked at...
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Rank: Warrior Princess
Joined: 7/26/2003
Posts: 343
Location: USA
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quote:
Originally posted by Rancid_orphan
thats a lie my chest is often looked at...
OMG! You mean to tell me you have MAN BOOBIES!?  ROTFLMAOPMP!! 
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Rank: Admin
Joined: 7/8/2003
Posts: 791
Location: United Kingdom
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ROTFLMAOPMP!!
You use that sort of computer short-hand, yet you claim to have only got 4% in the geek test... hmmm 
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Rank: Warrior Princess
Joined: 7/26/2003
Posts: 343
Location: USA
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Well, thats just a little something that I "picked up" from a few fellow posters! lol
Do you know what it means?
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Rank: Admin
Joined: 7/8/2003
Posts: 791
Location: United Kingdom
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errr..... no!
Well actually yes, but I did score higher than you in the geek test, so I'm allowed to!
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Rank: Really is a pirate
Joined: 7/15/2003
Posts: 2,729
Location: United Kingdom
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YEAH i have man boobies... goddamn im proud 
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Rank: Warrior Princess
Joined: 7/26/2003
Posts: 343
Location: USA
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Rancid.....THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I REALLY needed the laugh! THANK YOU!! 
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Rank: Really is a pirate
Joined: 7/15/2003
Posts: 2,729
Location: United Kingdom
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dont worry its my job **pulls out village idiot card**
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Rank: Warrior Princess
Joined: 7/26/2003
Posts: 343
Location: USA
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quote:
Originally posted by Rancid_orphan
dont worry its my job **pulls out village idiot card**
And you do a damn fine job of it too! PS! ROTFLMAOPMP = Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off....peeing my pants! 
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Rank: Really is a pirate
Joined: 7/15/2003
Posts: 2,729
Location: United Kingdom
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wow i couldn't work out what that ment thanx xena 
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Rank: Warrior Princess
Joined: 7/26/2003
Posts: 343
Location: USA
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You're welcome!
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Rank: Really is a pirate
Joined: 7/15/2003
Posts: 2,729
Location: United Kingdom
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yay!! 
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Rank: L2: Experienced
Joined: 8/19/2003
Posts: 463
Location: United Kingdom
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looks like your man breasts are causing a stir once more!
surprised no-ones offered to grope them yet.
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Rank: Admin
Joined: 7/8/2003
Posts: 791
Location: United Kingdom
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surprised no-ones offered to grope them yet.
If I'm not mistaken, that was a subtle offer in disguise as an innocent(ish) comment...
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Rank: Warrior Princess
Joined: 7/26/2003
Posts: 343
Location: USA
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quote:
Originally posted by Staz
looks like your man breasts are causing a stir once more!
surprised no-ones offered to grope them yet.
LMAO! Do you think he will let me grope them? OMG! Did I say that?
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Rank: Really is a pirate
Joined: 7/15/2003
Posts: 2,729
Location: United Kingdom
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Anyone can grope my man boobies if they wish.... god Staz your always causing trouble have fun at Reading!
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Rank: Admin
Joined: 7/8/2003
Posts: 791
Location: United Kingdom
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I wish i was at Reading or Leeds...  Instead I've been to the dentist, and parts of my face and tongue are all numb...
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Rank: Really is a pirate
Joined: 7/15/2003
Posts: 2,729
Location: United Kingdom
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I camped over last night but i'm not allowed to go for the weekend.. 
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Rank: The Empty One
Joined: 8/18/2003
Posts: 4,176
Location: USA
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quote:
Originally posted by degeneration
I wish i was at Reading or Leeds...
Instead I've been to the dentist, and parts of my face and tongue are all numb...
that's nothing...i just had my wisdom teeth out lol...actually, it was kinda fun...mmm....nitrous oxide....yeah, it was fun till i puked blood twice freaky stuff
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