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Okay, so as not to offend this Swoj fellow, whoever he is, lol, this will be a thread for forum users to either:
A) Leave a good Simpson's quote (possibly with a short description or something)
or
B) Recount a funny point in an episode when one cannot remember the exact quote, but in such a way as to tell the joke.
So here is my contribution, in my opinion the funniest Simpson's quote "evar":
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
"evar"
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yeah, that's a great quote. i like this one from the episode where Homer has the day care service. then they have the award ceremony to give Homer the "Good Guy award" and the parents get all upset
Kent Brockman: "An award ceremony erupted in kidnapping as alleged "Good Guy" Homer Simpson absconded with several children in a stolen paddy-wagon. Now let's go live to Arnie Pie in the sky."
Arnie Pie: "I can see them right below me! I'm going to try to nail the driver with one of my shoes!"
Kent: "Arnie, please, leave this to the police."
Arnie: "I'm sick of being a reporter! I wanna make the news!"
Kent: "Arnie, now's not the time-"
Arnie: "You're not the time, Kent! You're not the time!!"
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"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are
my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'" - Homer
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or
the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees
at you?
Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I
thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But
instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police
Academy.
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Homer: "Operator, give me the number for 911!"
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Homer: You know, one day honset citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops.
Wiggum: They are!? Oh no! Ha-have they set a date?
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Homer (to Bart): "We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?"
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Homer # "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." Homer # "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
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1)
Bart: Car! (runs away out of car's path)
Milhouse: Car what? Car is the subject but I don't know the verb!
2)
Marge: You know, I've never met your wife.
Fat Tony: Sadly, my Anna-Maria was whacked by natural causes.
Marge: Oohh, you're a widower.
Fat Tony: I bring flowers to her grave every Sunday
Marge: Ooooh, flowers every week! I wish I was dead.
3)
Lisa: What about your pet iguana, Jub Jub?
Selma: Jub Jub can't take care of me; when I'm old and sick. All he can DO is eat me, when I'm dead.
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snow plow king!!!!!!!!!well my fav episode is when bart rades the bulys with water balloons
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Marge: You lost $48 by not going in to work today. The plant called and said if you don't show up tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend!
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I can't watch the simpsons 'cos my parents are strict
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What? That's lame, you don't you watch it on youtube or something?
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I can't! AAAGGGHHH!!!! 
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*grabs Thunder by neck* GAAAAAAHHH!!!!! 
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